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Tuesday, 9 August 2005
Just Say NO....
Mood:
 d'oh
...to speedos! Though it's not exactly the same, I think Bud Light put it best:
Mr. Tiny Thong Bikini Wearer
Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)
Today we salute you Mr. Tiny Thong bikini wearer
(Mr. Tiny Thong bikini wearer)
Beach goers the world over see you coming and say,
Hey, check out the wooly mammoth in the rubber band.
(a giant wooly mammoth)
Defying the natural laws of physics, you manage to squeeze a fortysix inch waist into a thirty inch suit.
(tight tight, tiny tight)
Like ground meat crammed into a sausage skin, you take to the beach an proudly strut your stuff.
( Yeah )
If you've got it, flaunt it. That's your motto. Which is ironic, because you haven't got it.
So crack open an ice cold budlight, sweet cheeks.
And know that if you weren't wearing that suit, we'd ask you to take a bow.
(Mr. Tiny Thong bikini wearer)
And that, folks, was my shift guarding at the local YMCA this evening.
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